i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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