we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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