I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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