i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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