You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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