Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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