idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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