PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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