...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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