I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Princesses don't give blow jobs
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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