afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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