I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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