oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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