Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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