Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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