When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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