But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
