He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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