You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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