You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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