one might say we're banned from that church
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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