You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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