I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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