No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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