yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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