I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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