Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
