Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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