We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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