Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
