Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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