She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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