My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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