just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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