bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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