i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Randomize
