i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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