Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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