Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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