I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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