I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
