oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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