i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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