I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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