I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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