dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize