So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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