I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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