Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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