yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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