I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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