I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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