Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
