it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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