i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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