I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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