It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
