About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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