whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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