I can't watch pbs sober anymore
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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