Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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